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2009-02-28

Short Stories

The best relation ever is between two eyes,

"they blink together, move together, cry together, see together and sleep together".

STILL they never see directly each other.
But when they see a girl, one eye blinks and another does not.

Moral of the story: A girl can break any kind of relationship...!!!!!!
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There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she’s blind.

She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He’s always there for her.

She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she can see everything, including her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend asked her, “now that you can see the world, will you marry me?”

The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is blind too, and refused to marry him.

Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying. “Just take care of my eyes dear.”

This is how human brain changes when the status changed.

Only few remember what life was before, and who’s always been there even in the most painful situations.

Life is A Gift.

Today before you think of saying an unkind word - Think of someone who can’t speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone ho’s crying out for a companion.

Today before you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven/hell.

Before you complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they’re barren.

Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn’t clean or sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before whining about the distance you drive - Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.

But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another - Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker.

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and thank — you’re alive and still around

Life is a gift - Live it, Enjoy it, Celebrate it, And Fulfill it.


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2009-02-27

Now you can buy land on the MOON!!!!!

Hey anyone who is planning to give a surprise and thrilling gift to your loved one's??? Then this is for you, now Exciting life is offering you that.

More About Land On The Moon:
In 1980 an American Dennis Hope claimed rights to the property on the moon. This section of the land is made exclusively available through
the Lunar Embassy for sale by selected organizations across the world like Moon Estates - which is where your sale deed comes from. In India you can only get this from Exciting Lives. In the absence of jurisdiction on the moon this item is mostly a symbolic and romantic gift that will be treasured forever!


Gift Pack Includes:

1. Metallic case
2. Authentic Lunar Deed in your name
3. A transcript of the Declaration of Ownership that was filed with the governments of USA, Russia and the United Nations General Assembly in 1980 by Mr Dennis Hope
4. The Lunar Site Map shows where your property is located
5. The Lunar Constitution and Bill of Rights that details the Lunar Laws and your rights
6. A document with details of the Mineral Rights to your land
7. A gift card with a personal message




Coming about the price it costs you Rs 1345 [US$28 or £20] and the item will be delivered in 3 days. To order or know more details click here
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2009-02-25

Convert Text in to MP3


Are you tired of reading the text in books?? Want to listen the text of your books. Then here is a great site you would love. Now you can convert your text in to MP3 files easily. You can also download it to your computer. It supports English,Hindi, Spanish etc. languages.



Just copy the text you want to convert in to MP3 and paste it in the message box. Choose male or female voice and click on create MP3 that's all, your text is converted in to MP3. You can also add this gadget to your blog or site.

To visit the site site click here
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2009-02-19

Create speech bubbles to your photos

Now you can create speech bubbles to your photos. You don't need any photo shop knowledge to do this. You can do it in online easily and it does not take much time. Below are the sites where you can add speech bubbles to your photos.

KYLO



SUPER LAME




SPEECH ABLE

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2009-02-18

Hack any website using Java Script

hey today i am going to tell you how to fool you friends. Now i going to tell you a java script to hack any website
Just copy and paste this JavaScript code in the address bar of your web browser and hit enter, and any web page/ web site will become editable just like Word document.

Below is the Java Script

javascript: document.body.contentEditable = 'true';document.designMode = 'on'; void 0

Other than fooling your friends, this method is useful for you too: in case your mouse stops working, you can easily place the cursor on any web page and copy the text from it !
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2009-02-17

Now get free website and domain at Microsoft

A great news for the people who are planning to start a small online business. Microsoft is giving a free website, free domain name,free email accounts and much more without charging you a penny.

Now you can select any domain name (e.g any available .com .org .net or .info address). They are also offering site-building tools, 100 e-mail addresses and for each account they are allotting 500 MB of storage.


Not only these you can get
To avail this offer you should register at Microsoft Office Live Small Business.
You can get this free domain name and hosting for the first year there after you have to pay 14.95$/year (in one year you can earn more than this)

To visit Microsoft Office Live Small Business click here
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2009-02-16

Firefox Keyboard Shortcuts Which You Probably Don’t Know About

Hi today i am going to write some of the useful Firefox shortcuts.

1: Automatically complete .org and .net addresses
Many of us know if we type Google in the address bar and press Ctrl+Enter it will directly go to www.google.com. But what about .org and .net addresses? . Shift+Enter takes you to .net and Ctrl+Shift+Enter takes you to .org addresses automatically only in firefox .

2: Ctrl+T and Ctrl+Shift+T
Ctrl+T opens a new tab and Ctrl+Shift+T reopens the last closed tab.

3: Alt + D
By using this we can navigate directly to the browser address bar of firefox.

4: Use of Delete Key
It helps you delete specific addresses in browser history or autocomplete forms. For example in the adress bar if there are 3 sites and if you want to delete the 2nd entry from autocomplete history, just point to it and press Delete key .

5: Ctrl+Tab
Ctrl+tab helps you to navigate between different firefox tabs quite easily.

6: Ctrl+[1,2….9]
If you want to go to a specific tab then just use Ctrl+corresponding tab number. Ex:To go to the 5th tab use Ctrl+5 .

So wait for some more intresting updates.....
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2009-02-14

Turn Your Photo into Art Work

Now anyone can be an artist Its true i 'm not joking. Anyone can be instant artists and express themselves creatively without any need of technical knowledge.

Be Funky is a website where people can easily create photographically rich and artistic results from their digital images. You need not download a software or register in the site. You can directly upload your image and give special effects to your photo and they even do not charge any thing.

Here you can give to your photo 9 different effects by using your artistic creativity. Now turn your picture to any of these arts

You can also gift it by printing it on t-shirt, mugs etc...

To go to the website Click here
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2009-02-13

Shortcuts on the Desktop for Shutdown, Restart, And Logoff Icons

If you want Shutdown, Restart, And Logoff Icons On The Desktop here is the procedure to create it.

Now Right-click on the Desktop and make new shortcut by selecting New > Shortcut

Now in the Type the location of the item: box, enter "shutdown.exe -s -00 '', where ''00'' is the delay in seconds (You can increase it.)

You will then be asked to select a name (call it Shutdown, for example). After creating the shortcut, you can change the icon assigned to it by right-clicking on the shortcut and selecting Properties.

The window that comes up next has a Change Icon option, which is easy to use.

For a Restart shortcut, use "shutdown.exe -r -t 00". Replacing -r by -l gives the code for logging off: "shutdown.exe -l -t 00".

Similarly we can also make a shortcut for Standby/Hibernation If Hibernation is enabled, the computer will hibernate, else it will go into Standby For this use %windir%\system32\rundll32.exe PowrProf.dll, SetSuspendState.

Keep watching the blog more Updates
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2009-02-12

Get 10% discount at Future Bazar

Now Future Bazaar is offering a flat discount of 10% on any product. They have mailed some discount coupons to its members, so that they can avail 10% discount on any product.


This 10% discount is applicable over and above the other offers currently running on the site, so go ahead make the best use of the coupon!

Currently they are offering 65% discount on Wespro digital photo frame.You can use this coupon for this product also. So you will be getting a discount of 75%

Terms & Conditions
10% off subject to a maximum discount of Rs. 500. This coupon is not applicable on gift vouchers, GSM mobiles, iPods & MP3 Players, Kitchen Appliances
& & DVD Players. This coupon is only valid till 28th Feb 2009. This coupon can be redeemed only once. This coupon can be combined with any of the payment mode available. The coupon code is 10500F09

To visit Future Bazaar website Click here
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2009-02-10

How to Enable or Disable Registry

Hi today i am going to tell you how to enable or disable the registry.

If you have Windows XP and access to an administrative user account, you could change the registry editor options in the Group Policy Editor.

1. Click Start, Run

2. Type GPEDIT.MSC and Press Enter

3. Go to the following location
* User Configuration
* Administrative Templates
* System

4. In the Settings Window, find the option for "Prevent Access to Registry Editing Tools" and double-click on it to change.

5. Select Disabled or Not Configured and choose OK

6. Close the Group Policy Editor and restart your computer

7. Try opening REGEDIT again
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2009-02-09

Fortune Welcomes you on Every Tuesday & Friday

Hi friends you can test your fortune on every Tuesday & Friday at Shop.in. It offers a selected product every Tuesday & Friday for 0.1% of its MRP that means its almost free. For e.g Sony Ericsson F305 which actually costs Rs 8000/- will be available for Rs 8/- only at shop.in


The offer will go live every Tuesday & Friday at 3.00 pm.The offer is valid only on the first approved purchase, so the person who first purchase after 3.00 pm is eligible to get the product at 0.01%. So on every Friday at 3.00pm try your luck. The payment can be made only through credit card. For more details of its terms and conditions click here
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2009-02-08

Improve Your Financial Wisdom

When it comes to money and investing, people have three fundamental choices. They are

1.To be Secure

2.To be Comfortable

3.To be Rich

All the choices are important. The difference in one's life occurs when the choices are prioritized. Although most people dream of becoming rich, but its not their first choice. Their first choice is Security, second is Comfort and third is to be Rich.

For e.g In case of employees & professionals they give Job Security as their highest priority. After they have a secure Job or Profession, then they focus on comfort. The last choice for most people is to be Rich. Only three out of hundred people are rich because of the priority of the choices. For most people, if becoming rich disturbs their comforts or makes them feel insecure, they will forsake becoming rich.

People who make security and comfort as their first and second choices look for 'Get rich-quick schemes' . To get rich quickly they often loose even what they have. In order to be rich the priorities must be in the following order

1.
To be Rich

2.To be Comfortable

3.To be Secure

For more updates on this keep watching the blog

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2009-02-07

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Magic Magic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi friends now i wish to show you a magic which you will be surprised to see as well as you enjoy.

To view the magic click on the link below

!!!View Real Magic!!!



Want to know the mystery of the magic!!!!!! contact me.....

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Check Your ages in other planets
Some Brain Stuff you would love
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2009-02-05

A Smart Boy Must read

A first-grade teacher, Ms Tulip was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked," Boy, what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Tulip had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Tulip he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Tulip and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."Ms Tulip says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agreed.

Ms Tulip asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy: after a moment "Legs."

Ms Tulip: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."

Ms Tulip: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut

Ms Tulip: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum

Ms Tulip: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands

Ms Tulip: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep

Ms Tulip: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent

Ms Tulip: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring

Ms Tulip: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose

Ms Tulip: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Ms Tulip: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Fire truck

Ms Tulip: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork

Ms Tulip: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME

Ms Tulip: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy: HEART

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to OXFORD UNIVERSITY EVEN I GOT THE LAST TEN QUESTION WRONG MYSELF"

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2009-02-04

Some Brain Stuff ......

ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST

Count every "F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)
HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 i am not joking.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

Three is normal, four is quite rare.


one more

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

Keep watching the blog for more updates................:)

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How business is done
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2009-02-03

New Worlds in Mario Game

In my previous post, I explained some techniques to go to the world you wish in Mario Game. Now in this post i will tell you how to go to some hidden worlds in the Mario Game (Buziol Game Software).

When you begin the game ''Mario forever'' you will see three pipes. Don't enter in to them. Move forward
and take the flower goodie then stand on the bricks and jump maximum height and move forward (Try 2-3 times till you move forward).

I am giving codes of that levels

Human Lab World 1 (Human Trials):
chlebent1=0
ata1save1=1209

ata2save1=1641
ata3save1=22787
stringlev1=91

Human Lab World 2 (Bridges-and-hammers World):
chlebent1=0
ata1save1=1216
ata2save1=1646
ata3save1=22910
stringlev1=92

Human Lab World 3 (Hammers vs. Swords):
chlebent1=0
ata1save1=1223
ata2save1=1651
ata3save1=23033
stringlev1=93

Human Lab World 4 (Swords' Carnage in Castle):
chlebent1=0
ata1save1=1225
ata2save1=1656
ata3save1=23156
stringlev1=94

Human Lab World 5 (Ending):
chlebent1=0
ata1save1=1232
ata2save1=1661
ata3save1=23279
stringlev1=95

A technique to get green mushroom (i.e life) near pipes

When you begin the game ''Mario forever'' you will see three pipes. Don't enter in anyone move forward
and take the flower goodie then come back and fire 3 times the cloud near the pipe where you
came at first and see you will get a green mushroom.

In the side picture i have round marked the cloud which you need to fire 3 times.







Keep watching the blog for more updates.........:)
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2009-02-02

Get ''The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People'' For Free


You might know or heard about the book ''The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People'' authored by Stephen R. Covey. He is very famous for self help books.Now coming to this particular book it was sold around 15 million copies across the world till now.

Now you can get the audio book of ''The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People'' for free. The ''Audible'' (company) one of the largest seller of audio books collection is currently giving it away for free. All you need is to register in that website with your email id. While registering please mention your country as U.S

As this is an audio book you can listen in your PC or Mobile (which supports MP3) or IPod or Mp3 Player or CD/DVD player.

You can see the same Audio book in Amazon which is sold for 26$.

To download it for free click here
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