A man prayed to God “Give me a big vehicle, a bag full of money and lot of girls”. God replied, “Of course!” And then... (think before seeing the answer) !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! God made him conductor of a ladies’ special bus!!!
Rama: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice" Son : "I want to choose my own bride". Rama : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter." Son : "Well, in that case..."
Next Rama approaches Mukesh Ambani Rama : "I have a husband for your daughter." Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry." Rama : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Ambani : "Ah, in that case..."
Finally Rama goes to see the president of the World Bank. Rama : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need." Rama : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law." President : "Ah, in that case....."
Do you know that the biggest cell of the human body is the ovum and the smallest is the sperm? 2.Relation between Calories and water.
When drinking cold water we lose more calories because our body tries to bring the cold water, to our body temperature. which makes our body burn more calories to do so. 3.Stomach can easily smash iron.
One of the secretions of our stomach is the hydrochloric acid which can easily corrode even the toughest metal. 4. The fastest way.
Do you know that everything we eat or drink arrives at our stomach in only seven seconds? 5.Mystery about our feet
After 3 pm our feet tend to swell and become bigger than in the morning.So, you'd better do your shoe-shopping in the afternoon.
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You all might know that most of the countries have a unique currency symbol (eg:US Dollar, Pound , Yen etc.) but still there is no official symbol for Indian Currency Rupee. Now the Indian government have come up with a public contest to create a symbol for Indian Rupee.
Now sharpen your creativity to design the official currency symbol for Indian Rupee.If you have created any such symbol you need to send your entries. The first five entries which will be selected will be rewarded with Rs. 25,000/- and the final winner will get an additional cash prize of Rs 2,50,000/.
Not only this you’ll be forever remembered in history books of the world as the “official designer of Indian currency symbol”.
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A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
Here are the definitions:-
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest.... except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name, men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Optimist: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life,to be spoken of when dead.
